Pappa wants mamma naked
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
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