It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Randomize
