No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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