Walk of Shame. In a state park.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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