haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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