He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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