I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Randomize
