how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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