in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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