Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry SoraIsTheSex hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(919): View more from North Carolina

I thidmdmk you'gre a special person

Fav 1 1589 764
share tweet
(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!

Fav 9 1111 2539
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(734): View more from Michigan

TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny

Fav 24 1342 3663
share tweet
(267): View more from Pennsylvania

dibs on John Mayer's hood pass

Fav 35 2860 1103
share tweet
(916): View more from California

This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here

Fav 16 5184 1436
share tweet
(425): View more from Washington

Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me

(1-425): View more from Washington

Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.

Fav 39 2760 5415
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(813): View more from Florida

You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.

Fav 7 1103 1806
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(813): View more from Florida

You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.

Fav 3 156 25
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(407): View more from Florida

So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?

Fav 0 43 3
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT