If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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