I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
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I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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