Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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