I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
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