this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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