i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
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