I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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