i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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