So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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