Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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