It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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