scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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