Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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