Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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