this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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