Christians are straight up FREAKS
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
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