Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Porn is love you can see.
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
