So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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