'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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