We won't sleep together?
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
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