We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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