Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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