theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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