How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
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