just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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