I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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