What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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