Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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