He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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