you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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