no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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