You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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