love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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