Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
