I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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