bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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