At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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