smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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