i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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