brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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