dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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