Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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