I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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