Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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