He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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